George Clooney might be sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Figured we’d put that out there right away and let readers digest the revolting news.

According to Life & Style, the random pair dined at Hollywood restaurant Dan Tana’s on December 20. They were joined for dinner by a group that included director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel and Hilton’s pretend BFF, Brittany Flickinger.

“It was an odd group for a dinner party,” said a witness, making the understatement of the year.

The tabloid also reports that the night before this gathering, Clooney and Hilton enjoyed a more intimate tryst at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

There’s really no pun or witty line we can end this with that would make it any less shocking. For shame, George. For eternal shame.